My cousin Dracula - not joking
Zero F's were given by Vlad the Impaler. Even though his father was the product of his Grandfather's mistress, he was against women who had sex before marriage. Under his reign as King, they were killed brutally - impaled through their vagina's. Their breasts cut off and force fed to their lovers. He also hated beggars. He once all of invited all of them to a feast and then he locked the doors and burned them alive. Enemies of the state were also brutally slaughtered. His army killed thousands of Turkish and Ottomans. He even used biological warfare spreading the bubonic plague against his enemies intentionally. And of course, he impaled a lot of people. But he was considered a hero to the Romanians and the Pope loved him. He was seen as a protector of Christianity. The name Dracula came from a secret society his father belonged to called the Order of the Dragon, an organization dedicated to protecting Catholicism. He is my cousin, but I am happy to say there is a fost...