My cousin Dracula - not joking

Zero F's were given by Vlad the Impaler. Even though his father was the product of his Grandfather's mistress, he was against women who had sex before marriage. Under his reign as King, they were killed brutally - impaled through their vagina's. Their breasts cut off and force fed to their lovers. He also hated beggars. He once all of invited all of them to a feast and then he locked the doors and burned them alive. Enemies of the state were also brutally slaughtered. His army killed thousands of Turkish and Ottomans. He even used biological warfare spreading the bubonic plague against his enemies intentionally. And of course, he impaled a lot of people.  But he was considered a hero to the Romanians and the Pope loved him. He was seen as a protector of Christianity. 

The name Dracula came from a secret society his father belonged to called the Order of the Dragon, an organization dedicated to protecting Catholicism. 

He is my cousin, but I am happy to say there is a foster son in the mix which means we aren't actually blood related. 

Vlad the Impaler Dracula, Prince of Wallachia is your fifth cousin 20 times removed.

Angela Jossy  → Verla Rae Jossy
your mother → Helen King Wilson
her father → Orville William King
his father → Eliza King
his mother → Charles Fox
her father → Henry Fox
his father → Susannah Fox
his mother → Mary "Molly" Griswold
her mother → Susanna Collins
her mother → Susanna Peck
her mother → Elizabeth Collins
her mother → Robert Sanford, Sr
her father → Rose Sanford
his mother → John Warner, of Hatfield Broad Oak
her father → John Warner, of Great Waltham
his father → Thomas or Stevin Warner
his father → Margaret Drury
his mother → Jane Blennerhassett
her mother → Sir Thomas Tyndale. Kt.
her father → Helena Tyndale
his mother → Margaret Felbrigge
her mother → Przemysław I Noszak, Duke of Cieszyn
her father → Eufemia Mazowiecka
his mother → Książę Trojden I ks. Piast-Mazowiecki, książę
her father → Gaudemunda Trojdenówna Sofija, Princess of Bohemia
his mother → Pucuwerus, King of Lithuania
her brother → Gediminas, Grand Duke of Lithuania
his foster son → Kestutis, Grand Duke of Lithuania
his son → Rimgaile Anna Elizabeth, Princess of Moldavia
his daughter → Vasilisa Maria Musat (Cneajna), Princess of Moldavia
her daughter → Vlad the Impaler Dracula, Prince of Wallachia
her son

Author Bram Stoker, who based his character Dracula on Vlad the Impaler, is also a relative of mine. And he happens to be a ginger.  

Bram Stoker is your 12th cousin thrice removed.  

Angela Jossy→ Carl Jossy
your father → Inez Isadora Imus
his mother → Jiles Herbert Imus
her father → Hiram M. Imus
his father → Charles Lemuel Imus
his father → Lucy Imus
his mother → Ann Buck
her mother → Abigail Gould
her mother → Thomas Disbrow
her father → Margaret Walton
his mother → Robert Cromwell of Huntingdon
her father → Sir Henry Williams, alias Cromwell, MP
his father → Frances Cromwell
his mother → Sir Thomas Mirfyn, Lord Mayor of London
her father → George Mervin, of Cambridgeshire
his father → Walter Mervyn
his brother → Edmund Mervyn
his son → Henry Mervyn
his son → Edmund Mervyn, MP
his son → Vice-Adm. Sir Henry Mervyn, Kt., MP
his son → Deborah Mervyn
his daughter → Robert Maguire, chief of Fermanagh, 5th Baron
her son → Eleanor Maguire
his daughter → Manus O'Donnell, of Newport
her son → Eliza Blake
his daughter → Matilda Thornley
her daughter → Charlotte Matilda Blake Thornley
her daughter → Bram Stoker
her son

Learn more about Abraham Stoker here.